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This design is for the players who were ready for the poker room grand opening… and then found out there isn’t one.
Front features a vintage-style “Poker Room Grand Opening 2026” design with chips, cards, and classic casino detailing.
Flip it over and it says what everyone’s thinking:
JUST KIDDING. #HCA2026
Clean, bold, and just the right amount of sarcasm.
Perfect for:
• Poker players
• Card room regulars
• Casino crowd
• Anyone who appreciates a good inside joke
Printed with a distressed vintage look for a worn-in feel right out of the box.
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Poker Room Grand Opening #HCA2026 | Unisex Hoodie
$42.00
This design is for the players who were ready for the poker room grand opening… and then found out there isn’t one.
Front features a vintage-style “Poker Room Grand Opening 2026” design with chips, cards, and classic casino detailing.
Flip it over and it says what everyone’s thinking:
JUST KIDDING. #HCA2026
Clean, bold, and just the right amount of sarcasm.
Perfect for:
• Poker players
• Card room regulars
• Casino crowd
• Anyone who appreciates a good inside joke
Printed with a distressed vintage look for a worn-in feel right out of the box.
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |