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If you know, you know.
This design is for the players who were ready for the poker room grand opening… and then found out there isn’t one.
Front features a vintage-style “Poker Room Grand Opening 2026” design with chips, cards, and classic casino detailing.
Flip it over and it says what everyone’s thinking:
JUST KIDDING. #HCA2026
Clean, bold, and just the right amount of sarcasm.
Perfect for:
• Poker players
• Card room regulars
• Casino crowd
• Anyone who appreciates a good inside joke
Printed with a distressed vintage look for a worn-in feel right out of the box.
With its long sleeves and comfortable hood, this tee is perfect for layering, allowing you to create stylish outfits all year round. Plus, its lightweight construction allows for unrestricted movement, ensuring that you feel at ease no matter the occasion.
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (128.84 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, and United States.
Poker Room Grand Opening #HCA2026 | Hooded long-sleeve tee
$35.00
This design is for the players who were ready for the poker room grand opening… and then found out there isn’t one.
Front features a vintage-style “Poker Room Grand Opening 2026” design with chips, cards, and classic casino detailing.
Flip it over and it says what everyone’s thinking:
JUST KIDDING. #HCA2026
Clean, bold, and just the right amount of sarcasm.
Perfect for:
• Poker players
• Card room regulars
• Casino crowd
• Anyone who appreciates a good inside joke
Printed with a distressed vintage look for a worn-in feel right out of the box.
With its long sleeves and comfortable hood, this tee is perfect for layering, allowing you to create stylish outfits all year round. Plus, its lightweight construction allows for unrestricted movement, ensuring that you feel at ease no matter the occasion.
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (128.84 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, and United States.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 28 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 29 ½ | 34-37 |
| M | 30 ½ | 38-41 |
| L | 31 ½ | 42-45 |
| XL | 32 ½ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 33 ½ | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 72.4 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 75 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 77.5 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 80 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 82.6 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 85 | 127-134.6 |