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This design is for the players who were ready for the poker room grand opening… and then found out there isn’t one.
Front features a vintage-style “Poker Room Grand Opening 2026” design with chips, cards, and classic casino detailing.
Flip it over and it says what everyone’s thinking:
JUST KIDDING. #HCA2026
Clean, bold, and just the right amount of sarcasm.
Perfect for:
• Poker players
• Card room regulars
• Casino crowd
• Anyone who appreciates a good inside joke
Printed with a distressed vintage look for a worn-in feel right out of the box.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Poker Room Grand Opening #HCA2026 | Short Sleeve Tri-blend T-shirt
$32.00
This design is for the players who were ready for the poker room grand opening… and then found out there isn’t one.
Front features a vintage-style “Poker Room Grand Opening 2026” design with chips, cards, and classic casino detailing.
Flip it over and it says what everyone’s thinking:
JUST KIDDING. #HCA2026
Clean, bold, and just the right amount of sarcasm.
Perfect for:
• Poker players
• Card room regulars
• Casino crowd
• Anyone who appreciates a good inside joke
Printed with a distressed vintage look for a worn-in feel right out of the box.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |